creepy robot of the week

It’s not enough for them to take our jobs, now they’re after our women too

Hell hath no fury like a swarm of robots scorned

1. A robot may not sexually harass a human being in the workplace or, through inaction, allow a human being to be sexually harassed in the workplace.
2. A robot must submit to sexual harassment by human beings in the workplace except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own sexuality as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Q: what is the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of animatronic babies?

A: A Mercedes does not intend to enslave the human race!

“You can take our bodies, but you cannot take our FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!”

—Robot the Bruce, Bravebot

santa is always watching

God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaur…

-Dr. Ian Malcolm

What if the first robots that are clever enough to enslave the human race don’t have the means to fabricate bodies comparable to a human’s in terms of regenerative ability, renewable energy sources, actuator efficiency, or sensor density? Can a robot harvest your soul?

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We can make it better….we have the technology.

Boston Dynamics released their new PETMAN video just in time for Halloween